He was the Manager!

Winner of the apposite phrase of the month award - Tom Ewing for 'Managerial Rock', to describe the 'safe pairs of plectrum-carrying hands' that blight the British airwaves. (Photo via this Pelican page)

Update: Monster Bobby corresponds thus: 'I'm afraid my man jonny f invented the terms "office rock" and "corporate guitar" about two or three years ago with much the same
intent.'