'Story by Michael Blakemore about Albert Finney, who told it to him. When Albert made his million on Tom Jones and went on his sabattical trip around the world, he stopped in Acapulco. One evening he was drinking Dom Perignon on a balcony with the most beautiful girl in Mexico. He took her into the bathroom and put his cock into her. With every thrust, he said, out loud: 'That's for Dad, and that's for Mum, and that's for Uncle Ted, and that's for Cousin Jim, and that's for Auntie Marron...' A whole working-class family shared that fuck.'
Diary of Kenneth Tynan, 9th January 1973