The Clever Ones Tend to Emigrate

Parking, shopping centres, CCTV, corner shops, furniture, football, St. George flags, cereal, annuals, the 10p Chump bar, pub quizes...

Cheap booze; glassings, fisticuffs; midriffs and thongs; "wot-evah"...

Fucking guru TV: "Supermatron", "You are what you shit", "Pimp my Property", "How to wipe your bum".

Fucking reality TV: "Big Brother", "The 1983 House", "Amputees Crossing The Alps", "Celebrity Death Camp".

Fucking body-shock TV: "The boy whose intestines escaped", "The man whose eyeballs imploded", "The woman who grew thirteen testicles", "Me and my enormous boils".

A nation of no imagination.

Dominic Fox and Amish Lovelock list the UK.