Bulletin of the Socialist Lavatory League, No. 3

New Labour attempts to privatise the public loo. In reaction to this Third Way bollocks, with its public-private partnerships for pay-as-you-go receptacles, I propose a version of the mass trespasses of the 30s, in which those with 'irregularities' - Crohn's and colitis sufferers, the elderly, the heavily pregnant - smash open the iron gates of the Victorian palaces of expulsion and take a satisfying and much needed use of the amenities. I suggest we start at that one in Bermondsey round by the Antiques Market. If that fails, then knocking on the doors of the nearby Yuppiedromes threatening dirty protests if they don't open up their internal facilities should suffice.